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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Don't Forget the Iguana Repelicant


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  • ►  2010 (10)
    • ►  May (1)
      • An Army of One
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      • Monkey Shines
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      • Water, Water Everywhere...But Not a Drop to Drink
      • Is "Obsessive Compulsive" Hyphenated?
      • Breakfast of Champions
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      • Working From Home
      • Bon Voyage
      • The Emperor's New Clothes
      • Third Eye Blind
  • ▼  2009 (41)
    • ►  May (13)
      • Magic Man
      • See Chell
      • Chicken $hit Bingo
      • Mermaid Sighting
      • Bad Juju
      • iBuddha
      • I've Got a Buzz...How 'Bout U?
      • Stranded
      • Bruce Lee, Barbie's Birthday and My First Kiss
      • Collaboration
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    • ►  April (5)
      • Miles Davis and Me
      • Grand Theft Auto
      • Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot...
      • James Taylor, Duct Tape and Helicopter Rides
      • Water Cooler Gossip
    • ►  March (9)
      • Adios Amigo!
      • Sour Grapes
      • Mother Teresa is Alive and Well....
      • Lunar Landing
      • Snapshot
      • Feliz CumpleaƱos a Dana
      • La Cascada
      • After The Deluge
      • Under Pressure
    • ▼  February (14)
      • A Rock and a Hard Place
      • Home Sweet Hut
      • ¿Habla EspaƱol?
      • One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
      • Captain Vern's Magical Mystery Tour
      • Washed Ashore
      • It's Chippy's World....We Just Live in It.
      • The Beach Boys
      • Don't Forget the Iguana Repelicant
      • The Plot Thickens
      • Bait and Switch
      • Honduran Hideout
      • The Best Job In the World
      • 25 Random Things About Me
  • ►  2008 (33)
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Favorite Quotes

  • • Do the thing you fear, and the death of fear is certain.--Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • • Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms--to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.--Dr. Viktor Frankl/Man's Search for Meaning
  • • If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.--Albert Einstein
  • • It’s not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes up short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly.--Theodore Roosevelt
  • • Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is just, good and beautiful.--Plato
  • • One of the reasons why I have no regular job, and why I haven’t had a regular job for years is quite simply that my ideas differ from those of the gentlemen who hand out jobs.--Van Gogh
  • • Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.--Woody Allen
  • • We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.--Aristotle
  • • Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now.--Goethe
  • • A wise person does at once what a fool does at last.--Lord Acton
  • • Any person capable of angering you becomes your master; he can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him.--Epictectus
  • • Be careful how you interpret the world, it is like that.--Erich Heller
  • • damn everything that is grim, dull, motionless, unrisking, inward turning, damn everything that won't get into the circle, that won't enjoy, that won't throw its heart into the tension, surprise, fear and delight of the circus, the round world, the full existence.--e.e. cummings
  • • Men go abroad to wonder at the height of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars; and they pass by themselves without wondering.--St. Augustine
  • • Security is mostly superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.--Helen Keller
  • • Self love is not so vile a sin as self neglect.--Shakespeare
  • • The ancients were right: The dear old human experience is a singular, brilliant experience that does not resolve into being comfortable in the world. The valley of the shadow is part of that, and you are depriving yourself if you do not experience what humankind has experienced, including doubt and sorrow. We experience pain and difficulty as failure instead of saying, I will pass through this, everyone I have ever admired has passed through this, music has come out of it, literature has come out of it. We should think of our humanity as a privilege.--Marilynne Robinson
  • • There are many fine things which you mean to do someday, under what you think will be more favorable circumstances. But the only time that is surely yours is the present.--Grenville Kleiser
  • • There may be less to this than meets the eye.--Tallulah Bankhead
  • • This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.--William Shakespeare
  • • We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.--T.S. Eliot/Little Gidding
  • • What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for certain that just ain't so.--Mark Twain
  • • Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.--Rumi

Favorite Websites

  • Andy Goldsworthy artwork
  • Ashes and Snow/Photos & Video by Gregory Colbert
  • Chema Madoz Photography
  • Chronic Art/The work of Hank Waddell
  • Engrish.com/Mistakes on Japanese signs
  • failblog.org
  • Faustinus Deraet Photography
  • Folded Glass/The artwork of Stephen Dubov
  • Gravel and Cake
  • Honda Accord Ad....UNBELIEVABLE!
  • Hulu.com/View TV shows and movies for free
  • Interview Project
  • Joel Salcido Photography
  • Julie Blackmon Photography
  • Kardash Onnig/Wood carving, sculpture and drawings
  • Lance Rosenfield Photography
  • Luv Doc Recommends
  • Marc Silva/Painting & Sculpture
  • Michael Kenna Photography
  • Misha Gordon Conceptual Photography
  • Osang Gwon/Photographic Sculpture
  • Pandora/Internet radio customized by you
  • PostSecret/People mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard
  • Randal Ford Photography
  • Rankin.com/Photography
  • Snotr.com/Wacky & interesting videos
  • Steve Brudniak/Assemblage & conceptual art
  • TED/Inspired talks by the world's greatest thinkers and doers
  • wimp.com/a collection of weird and wonderful videos

Favorite Books

  • "A Prayer for Owen Meany" by John Irving
  • "All Over But the Shoutin'" by Rick Bragg
  • "Awareness" by Anthony de Mello
  • "Jesus Land" by Julia Scheeres
  • "Life of Pi" by Yann Martel
  • "Naked" by David Sedaris
  • "PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia" by Rob Brezsny
  • "Running With Scissors" by Augusten Burroughs
  • "The Art of Travel" by Alain de Botton
  • "The Glass Castle: A Memoir" by Jeannette Walls
  • "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini
  • "The Poisonwood Bible" by Barbara Kingsolver

Favorite Movies

  • "Amelie" starring Audrey Tatou
  • "Amores Perros" starring Gael Garcia Bernal
  • "Bustin' Down the Door"
  • "Cool Hand Luke" starring Paul Newman
  • "Fight Club" starring Edward Norton & Brad Pitt
  • "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" starring Jim Carrey
  • "Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels" directed by Guy Ritchie
  • "Man On Wire" starring Philippe Pettit
  • "Raising Arizona" directed by the Coen Brothers
  • "Snatch" directed by Guy Ritchie
  • "Surfwise"
  • "The Fall" directed by Tarsem Singh
  • "The World's Fastest Indian" starring Anthony Hopkins
  • "Waiting for Guffman" directed by Christopher Guest